Fresh Morning Nuggets

• Stephen Johnson, EPA director, is a real asshole. - Youarehated.com
• Hadaka Matsuri, the Japanese Naked Man Festival - Weirdasiannews.com
• A new show, Kop Busters, sets embarrassing "reverse stings" on cops.
• The bizarre photography of Zhang Peng.
• Making a birthday cake? This is your ultimate candle. - Grand Illusions