Hump Day Sausage Links

• Patients are offended that plastic surgeon runs his automobile on liposuction fat. - Neatorama



• According to Karl Rove, George Bush actually loves to read. - YouAreHated



• A blatantly racist remark is seemingly helping a Republicans election chances.



• I hope I die before I get old. - TaylorGifts



• "Clean coal" results in some interesting topographical formations.



• "Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” -- Bill Hicks