Redneckin' in Texas

Are you going to buy a car this year? Avoid this guy, and probably avoid Texas in general.

Thanksgiving Onanism

• Worried about the state of the world? You have good reason to be.

• Excellent caves of the world.

• The Catholics certainly have a few skeletons in their closets.

• Mother always pointed out some nasty habits to avoid.

• Worried about an upcoming drug test? Here's a handy solution for you.

• I love a girl with beauty and brains!

• Was that over your head? Jimmy Kimmel explains.

• Childhood fears in picture form.

• Japanese binocular soccer, and a bizarre game show.

• According to Techcult, here are the best 150 flash games.

• How does this bear market compare to other business meltdowns? It's pretty bad!

• Here is a great apple pie recipe.

• Have you ever seen the Elbowed Squid? Shell Oil has.

• Thank you, Sarah Palin, thank you!

• Here are some of Sarah Palin's supporters:

• Foreign leaders give George Bush a welcome reception:

• Amazing lakes!

• A gift for the person who has everything:

• Fred wishes you a happy Thanksgiving!

Tech gadget of the week: the ibreath ipod breathalyzer!

This also doubles as an FM modulator for your car stereo!

Most regretted purchase of the week: Chumby.

Chock full of bugs, a useless wireless card, and second-rate "widgets". Anyone interested in buying a used Chumby?

A Hideously Frightening Clown

This clown, Charlie, haunts my nightmares. I don't think he should have been resurrected after his absence.