Saturday, January 03, 2009

Built With Scraps, Chainsaw, Hammer, and Chisel

This website documents the building of a small, sustainable, and very cool house. It takes a while to read, so I put a few pictures and introductory description by the author. For more, click here.





"You are looking at pictures of a house I built for our family in Wales. It was built by myself and my father in law with help from passers by and visiting friends. 4 months after starting we were moved in and cosy. I estimate 1000-1500 man hours and £3000 put in to this point. Not really so much in house buying terms (roughly £60/sq m excluding labour).




The house was built with maximum regard for the environment and by reciprocation gives us a unique opportunity to live close to nature. Being your own (have a go) architect is a lot of fun and allows you to create and enjoy something which is part of yourself and the land rather than, at worst, a mass produced box designed for maximum profit and convenience of the construction industry. Building from natural materials does away with producers profits and the cocktail of carcinogenic poisons that fill most modern buildings.



Main tools used: chainsaw, hammer and 1 inch chisel, little else really. Oh and by the way I am not a builder or carpenter, my experience is only having a go at one similar house 2yrs before and a bit of mucking around inbetween. This kind of building is accessible to anyone. My main relevant skills were being able bodied, having self belief and perseverence and a mate or two to give a lift now and again..."

Kiss Your Wedgie Goodbye And Free Your Cock With Styx Underwear

Styx Underwear for men offers a unique design that ensures no part of the cloth will get entangled in the middle of a man's rear end. Open the magazine, and the business card wedged in the crack says, "this is the only time we are getting in your ass."




They also address the problem of the "trapped cock" by showing a caged rooster struggling to escape:


Morning Link Dump


  • The best caricatures of George W. Bush. - FunnyPictures


  • Here are some puzzling ancient artifacts.


  • Never get in the way of a runaway bowling ball.


  • Need to camp out in New York City? This tent may prove useful.


  • Are you convinced the rapture is coming? Do you want to make a few bucks off it?


  • "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” -- Charles Darwin

Friday, January 02, 2009

Scatter Perm

The American Justice System: Just, Fair, Non-Sensical


A 15-year-old American girl has been hauled before federal authorities on child pornography charges after taking and distributing nude pictures of herself, the Newark Advocate reports.

The minor faces the prospect of having to register on the sex offender's list for the next 20 years, in addition to a lengthy jail sentence, after admitting her responsibility for the incident. She reportedly made illegal use of her mobile phone camera despite receiving a stern warning from state prosecutors, who had been touring local schools to advise against the practice.
America has the highest number of prisoners per capita (1 in 140), and the absolute highest number of people behind bars in the world (over 2 million people). With over 2 million Americans in jail or prison, we’re half a million ahead of China, whose population is quadruple ours. Supersize it!

It's not a good time to be a teen rebel. The Justice system is running low on fresh drug-related prisoners, it's time to seek new demographics!

Scarification For Beauty And Pleasure

Are you bored of the simple things like tattoos and piercings? Do you feel that tattoos are for girlie-men and weaklings? Does having strips of skin peeled from your body make you feel alive? Well look no further, scarification was developed just for you!



"OMG, this is like, so fun! And this chardonnay is simply delicious, is this from Napa? I'm just glad the artist is being sterile and shit, I mean, he's wearing gloves and a mask!"

Stir-fry anyone? I have the freshest ingredients.






Gnip Gnop

Ahhh, the seventies were not a good time for children's toys. Case in point: Gnip Gnop, a cheap crappy bulky plastic game. Mine fractured after a few uses due to heavy pounding on the buttons.


Thursday, January 01, 2009

Happy Hangover!


  • If your new year's resolution list includes giving up alcohol, here is a useful article on marijuana growing.
  • How'd your stock portfolio perform last year? Dick Cheney's Halliburton options rose 3000% in 2008, and is up from $240,000 in 2004 to $8 million today. Certainly no conflict of interest for this fucking war-monger douchebag.
  • Here is a great home made water gun, just in time for Winter!
  • 500 useless facts to annoy your friends. Here's an example: A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
  • Win this staring contest, if you dare. - Afrojacks

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

A Novel Drink For New Years: The Jellyfish Shooter

Surprise all your party guests this evening with a throat full of jellyfish liquor.


The Jellyfish Shooter! - More amazing videos are a click away

Make A Mess With Ink-Splatter


This web page is nothing more than a splatter ink canvas. Left click to change the color of the ink, and hit page refresh to clear the screen. Create art like Ralph Steadman!

F**k Planet Earth

A nice modification of the Planet Earth series by BBC. Unless you work in a skateboard shop, this is NSFW. By the way, if you haven't watched the original Planet Earth series in high definition, you must make this a top priority. (Thanks, Benjamin!)


A Christian's Guide To Atheists

This video shows ten excellent strategies for the faithful when dealing with those God-less heathens, the atheists. My favorite is point #3, "If you have an autistic brother, don't feel bad because he chose to be autistic in heaven... it's like, God's divine plan!" This girl is obviously mocking the religious, but the 10 points are taken from the play book of many faiths. Enjoy!

Artist Of The Week: Michael Hussar



Art is very difficult to describe (like salt) so I tend to skip the inane commentary. Many people, however, want some rudimentary biographical info on the artist so I troll the web for a lousy snippet of half-baked diatribe. Here is the first ridiculous piece I found:

"Driven by love, hate, sin, redemption and death, Michael Hussar's oil paintings present the viewer with a contextual maturity that is both confrontational and evocative. Hussar describes his work as "a voyeuristic snapshot of perceived humanity, complete with freaks and fakery; a Gothic wonderland illuminating the gray area between truths and lies." Hussar's attachment to his paintings runs deep; each piece is a journal of sorts, allowing him to come face to face with his demons and exorcising them with..." Blah blah blah blah blah...

There isn't much else out there. The second description I found is my favorite: "Michael Hussar is a world renowned fine artist. He currently resides in Pasadena, CA. and enjoys Jagermeister."

For more of Michael's art, visit his website, found here.
















Hump Day Sausage Links



  • Patients are offended that plastic surgeon runs his automobile on liposuction fat. - Neatorama


  • According to Karl Rove, George Bush actually loves to read. - YouAreHated


  • A blatantly racist remark is seemingly helping a Republicans election chances.


  • I hope I die before I get old. - TaylorGifts


  • "Clean coal" results in some interesting topographical formations.


  • "Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” -- Bill Hicks

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

70-Year Old Indian Woman Loves Spawning Future Orphans

Rajo Devi, a 70-year-old Indian woman who gave birth to a baby girl in November is already planning for a second child. Even though she passed through menopause 20 years ago, a doctor took donor eggs from a fertile woman, mixed thoroughly with her husband, Bala Ram's, sperm, and injected them into Rajo's rocky uterus.

Her husband mortgaged all his crop of rice and bamboo for next year and took out high interest loans to pay for the £2,000 In-vitro fertilization treatment.

Her doctor is glad to relieve them of all present and future wages, saying, "She has no intention of dying and is in fact going to try again for a boy in two years time. I have agreed to look at her case then."

What a noble guy.


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Monday, December 29, 2008

Binky Bling

This fabulous sweet-ass binky is only available to rich and famous gangstas.


She Just Wanted To Watch It Snow, Waaaaahhhhh!

What If Tetris Had Lyrics?

Breakfast Links


  • Did you know that prescription drugs kill 300% more Americans than illegal drugs? Why is Mary Jane illegal?


  • The pope thinks that saving humanity from the scourge of gays is as important as saving the rain forest... like we need another reason to question the sanity of the catholic hierarchy. - Reuters


  • How fast are your reactions? Some sheep need tranquilizin'.


  • Meet 'open mouth girl'. - JimmyR


  • Got a hairy back? Here's your tool.


  • "New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." -- Mark Twain

Sunday, December 28, 2008

WWJD? Bomb Poor Countries, Apparently.

These posters are hanging in military recruitment centers. Way to go, Jesus!


50,000 Bottle Rocket Launch

A Most Bizarre Real Estate Ad

Peaceful Corona Commercials, Just Like Hangin' in the Caribbean

Time Lapse of Blue Oyster Mushrooms

Bizarre Tattoos.



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This Midget Can Dance!

And a catchy tune shows good taste in music.

Fresh, Morning Onanism


  • Lasagna! - aidsvertising


  • Finally a musical I can enjoy: Evil Dead, The Musical. - UniqueDaily


  • Yesteryear's solution to the chronic California water shortage: The Big Squirt. - ModernMechanic


  • Here's an iphone app that didn't get approved. It's called the iboob. - Afrojacks


  • The hottest Christian rock band around is Faith + 1.


  • "Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." -- George Carlin

 
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