Rather than simply pointing, laughing, and forwarding these pictures along to my "friends of Onan" (how immature!), I feel compelled to offer a few words of advice to these misguided young people:
The world is waiting for you, and it's probably going to eat you alive. I am not optimistic about your prospects, yet I sincerely hope you become a self-sufficient individual and not a blight on the system. Good luck in all your future endeavors, I'm rooting for you! I suggest you put on some clothes, put down the sword / football / guitar / Nintendo and wipe that shit-eating grin off your face. Let's get to work! You, the guy with the pregnant teenage girlfriend, you're screwed. I hope you enjoyed your 9 second lovemaking session.
Sincerely,
Biff
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